I…
..am 33 years old. Just had a birthday Monday
..was born and raised in Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn NY til the age of 13
..we moved to Chicago, IL @age 13
..am a Sprint User
..aint with that gay shiit (scuse my lingo) or that TransSexual Shiit
..got bullied as a youth, but learned how to kick muthafukkas asses and shoot to kill @ age 12.
..am tired of some of yall callin pop “soda”
…. had sex for the first time at age 10
..am sick of these dumb reality shows
..can fit the ones in the gold wrapper
..am trying to reach a level of fitness where I’ll never have to wear a shirt again
..sleep more at work than I sleep at home
..can consume heavy amounts of Hennesey at the club and keep my composure
..dont scare easily, and if I see you jump at a scary movie Im gonna clown you
..actually had sex on a beach (it aint all that) but because it was an experience I shared with my wife, I will neva forget it.
..look in the toilet after I use it
..smell good at bedtime cuz I gotta wife that will go there at any given moment!
..LOVE MY MOMMA!!!! (with her ghetto self)
..speak to this guy named “Self” from time to time, he is actually a good person to talk to
..wish porn stars knew how to act
…wanna slap the shyit outta R. Kelly and Michael Jackson (leave our little boys and girls alone)
..will continue to listen to their music tho
..Didnt Vote, very proud of it too, still grateful that I as a black man am able to decide which jackazz I want to run this country
… am sooooo old school, chill with me on Sundays youll see.
..have a mental twin.. Shouts to my lovely wife Chokkklitsoul
…..Have 4 daughters and 1 son and a baby on tha way…not sure cuz the Doctor is buggin!
….I recently married the sexiest woman on earth Ma Chokkklitgirl..she is smart as hell, and will hold you down like a sumo wrestler! This woman is like no other woman in the world.
She is the reason I walked away from the dope poppin, women chasin, and a life of crime. I owe her my life outside of GOD. Yes I know him…just cause I have done some fowl shit dont mean I dont.
that’s all for now.
